The Question: Why can't man living in the INDIA be buried in canada?

The Answer: Why should a living man be buried?



The Question: Is it legal for a man in california to marry his widow's sister? Why?

The Answer: No, it is not legal to get married if you are dead.


The Question: A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All the sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?

The Answer: The bear is white since the house is built on the North pole.



The Question: What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

The Answer: The letter m.


The Question: 13 people came into a hotel with 12 rooms and each guest wanted his own room. The bellboy solved this problem.
He asked the thirteenth guest to wait a little with the first guest in room number 1. So in the first room there were two people. The bellboy took the third guest to room number 2, the fourth to number 3,...., and the twelfth guest to room number 11. Then he returned to room number1 and took the thirteenth guest to room number 12,still vacant.
How can everybody have his own room?

The Answer: Of course, it is impossible. Into the second room should have gone the 2nd guest, because the 13th guest was waiting in room number 1.


The Question: What mathematical symbol can be placed between 5 and 9, to get a number greater than 5 and smaller than 9?

The Answer: decimal point: 5.9



The Question: The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. This is true only one day in a year. What day is my birthday?

The Answer: He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.


The Question: When sandra had her birthday in the year 2000, she became 8 years old. However,she was born in the year 2008. How can you explain this?

The Answer: Sandra was born 2008 BC.